For better, for worse. Yes dear reader, she’s marrying him.
Prepare yourself for the Katie Price /Alex Reid nuptials – hoover the 1000 doves, sew on the final crystals and dye the final magnums of champagne bubble gum pink. There isn’t much time.
No doubt you’ve been as glued to developments as The Sharpener has. After all, we have a feeling this marriage might end better than Wimbledon…
After the explosion of bejewelled pumpkins, white satin waistcoats and celebrity guests that was the Price/Andre ceremony, rumour has it that Saturday is to be an episode in restraint and modesty. Jordan will be wearing a dress worth a meagre £2000 and has apparently hired a team of ‘low rent’ caterers, opting for a mega-budget buffet rather than a sit down meal.
Add to this a sprinkling of minor-celebrity cameos – think Michelle Heaton and Emma B (not Bunton) and a performance of KP’s forthcoming debut single and you’ll probably thank your lucky stars that you’re spending your Saturday evening watching Casualty / paint dry.
You can read more about Katie Price’s forthcoming wedding here and her uncharacteristically quiet hen party here. Oh yes, and don’t forget you can watch the entire thing on Living TV sometime soon. Forget the magazine deal – this is going global – cable television global.
Photograph: Julio Miller/FilmMagic
