No one can resist Katy Perry. Whether you are a boy or gurl…if Katie kissed us, we’re pretty sure ‘we’d like it’ too. At the same time, The Sharpener harbours similar feelings for Russell Brand…which makes them our favourite/least favourite couple of the moment. Jealously can be a terrible thing.

Katy Perry looked amazing yesterday as she performed in Times Square, New York. She was wearing a turquoise and pink palm tree PVC bodycon dress that anyone else would look like a wrapped up sausage in.  Her hair tightly pulled back revealed a wonderful, plunging neckline. The whole thing could have looked like a terrible wardrobe malfunction. But it didn’t. It worked.

We can’t help being jealous. But it’s pretty clear that our chances are now slim-to none as it has been revealed that the pair have matching tattoos. Quite discreet and tucked under their arms, the tattoo is written in Sanskrit inking reads Anuugacchati Pravaha, meaning “Go With The Flow’. A little pretentious,perhaps, but we’re just nit-picking at details.

The pair have been dating for nine months and will be getting married later this year. We have seen Katy change from being the daughter of two pastors and fan of prom dresses to a Brand (quite literally) influenced goddess in kinky tight dresses. She performed ‘California Gurls’ on top of the Volkswagen which was being launched at the event in New York.  Even so, she still speaks eloquently about her religious beliefs. She claims that:

“Like, sometimes my boyfriend [Brand] will say things that are… ehhh. From where I come from, it’s hard for me to say that…”

It’s so hard to detect Perry’s imperfections. Maybe her weird ‘YES’ bracelet? Are her shoes a tad big for her?

“I’m a very happy person day to day, I have bad days like everybody else but with everything that’s happening right now, I only have reasons to smile.”

If you don’t have a reason to smile Katy, no one does.