Thirteen housemates entered the Big Brother house last night from a crowd of 81 hopefuls.
Housemate no.1 – ditzy country bumpkin Josie Gibson. The 25-year-old sales rep lives on her antie’s farm in Bristol and love the TV programme The Crystal Maze. Her first Jodie-ism 30 mins into the show was ‘I don’t feel like there are cameras watching me?!’
Housemate no.2 -beefcake and ex war hero Steven Gill. Steven has eight children and after loosing both legs while in the forces became a basketball coach. Steve also has a phobia of crowded places- could be interesting.
Housemate no.3 – toff Ben Duncan. A writer and broadcaster with big hair and expensive clothes, Ben insists he isn’t posh but middle class despite wearing a jumper around his shoulders on his VT. He is also a control freak and refuses to work in a team. Has Ben ever watched Big Brother?
Housemate no.4 –Beyonce look-a—like Rachael White. The vain 23-year-old hair stylist looks at herself in the mirror at least 50 times a day and says she won’t go near the kitchen.
Housemate no.5- Jack the lad Nathan Dunn, a joiner who looks cooking. Nathan claims to have tons of sex appeal with his six and half inch monobrow.
Housemate no.6- Laughing monk Dave Vaughn. Dave, a new age bible basher, found God after getting into drink and drugs. His cackle is bound to wind the housemates up the wrong way.
Housemate no.7- Fame hungry Caoimhe Gulfoyle, prononounced Keeva. The Irish beauty who blossomed from an ugly duckling says she enjoys flirting with both men and women.
Housemate no.8- Joker Govan Hinds, pronounced Jovan. Govan has never been in a relationship and enjoys nothing more than a good bitch, expect lots of gossiping.
Housemate no.9- Lesbian filmmaker Shabby Katchadourian. Nicknamed for her dishevelled appearance, Shabby refuses to get a job and prides herself on her art.
Housemate no.10-Fame hungry Ife Kuku. The dancer turned singer once performed with Cheryl Cole on the X Factor but is now looking for her big break.
Housemate no.11- Pretty boy John James Parton. The vehicle body builder from Oz is the splitting image of David Beckham. The male eye candy of the house.
Housemate no.12- Medical student Sunshine. The 24-year-old who thought it would be fun to change her name to something weather related is a vegan and likes to glue crystals to everything. But will she bring sunshine to the house?
Housemate no.13- Katie price look-a-like Corin Forshaw . The 29-year old bi-sexual has 30G breast and loves her fake hair, fake tan and nails.
Housemate no.14- Mario. Mario was chosen at random from a prize draw to enter the house. As the lucky winner he must take on Big Brother’s impossible task and become a mole. But dressed in a mole costume and sleeping in a ‘mole hole’ it won’t be long before the housemates discover his task and his time in the house comes to an end.
