There is more than a little of the Harry Potter about this tale of Greek myths and legends imposed upon a modern American landscape. It may be because quite a lot of the cast is British (Sean Bean, Steve Coogan, Pierce Brosnan), and it may be because the ‘son of a god’ thing matches up quite nicely to ‘son of a couple of wizards’. But mostly it’s because I’m a bit bored by the whole concept.
Logan Lerman takes on the role of Percy Jackson, a teen with a troubled home life who learns that he is a demigod, with absentee dad Poseidon replaced by mortal slob Gabe (an under-used Joe Pantoliano). Turns out Zeus is cheesed off because he’s been told that Percy has stolen his master lightning bolt, and with a deadline for its return set, the newly deified youngster must train himself up, get his kidnapped mum back from Hades, and then find out who did steal the bolt before there is war amongst the inhabitants of Olympus.
His training takes place at Camp Half-breed (or ‘Hogwarts’ if you’re feeling nit-picky) though he is forced to duck out early and go on a quest to retrieve his mother and the bolt. This involves visiting three places in the US that are inexplicable inhabited by mythical monsters. He is accompanied by a love interest/ tough chick as well as a satyr/best buddy who acts as comic relief.
The main problem I have with the whole Percy Jackson concept is that it’s a little bit lazy. Copying and then pasting chunks of Greek myths into a 21st century setting is not hard, and it seems that here the bare minimum has been done to make it all stick. Why is Olympus accessed from a lift built into the Empire State Building? It just is. Why is Medusa handing out in rural America? Stop asking questions! Perhaps the books upon which the film is based offer a little more, but I don’t think I’m going to be reading them myself. Please let me know if I’ve missed some salient point. The God of War video games do a much better job of recreating the violent, romantic mythologies of ancient civilisations than this boring film.
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Katie Holmes
6 months ago
I read the books a few years ago and found them the perfect rainy day books. I found them exciting, humourous and well written, but I was 10 when I read them. Perhaps if I read them now I would not appreciate them as much?However, I feel that the film simply does not do the book justice and Rick Riordan’s name should not be sullied by some Potter-esque caper. I look forward to his future novels.