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  • Something For The Weekend 6

    Something For The Weekend 6

    2nd October 2009 | 1 comments | 1 person likes this

    Hey – I’ve got this absolutely wicked idea for raising shed loads of dosh. I’m going to invite people – preferably well-heeled, famous, members of society – to have their photo taken alongside me for a hefty fee.
     

    I reckon they’ll jump at the chance – a real investment opportunity. They get ‘a picture to treasure’ with a value that will surely rocket in time, and me? Well, I just get...

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  • Something For The Weekend 2

    Something For The Weekend 2

    4th September 2009 | 1 comments | 0 votes yet, click here to agree or disagree

    Cheers to the researchers who this week revealed that binge drinking can result in an extra four inches on women’s waists – but only two on men’s beer guts!

    Now that’s the kind of news men really want to hear in these troubled times (which somehow never seem to affect a ‘good night out’).

    For example, male speaking to female: “I know I haven’t got a job or much money, but if...

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  • UFOs and alien abductions – just another day at school…

    UFOs and alien abductions – just another day at school…

    17th July 2009 | 0 comments | 0 votes yet, click here to agree or disagree

    It sounds like every school pupil’s dream. A UFO crash lands near the playground – and its alien occupants kidnap your teacher! No boring lessons, no detention, no homework etc – and, more importantly, no more Miss! Hooray!

    Fiction? Well, not exactly, because that’s basically what was staged at a West Sussex school – leaving some of the class of seven to 11-year-olds upset and in tears. It was, as one...

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Phil Wadley

Phil Wadley

Journalist Phil Wadley is a former assistant editor at the West Sussex County Times in Horsham. He started his career as a reporter with the East Anglian Daily Times in Ipswich, before joining Britain's most northerly newspaper, the Shetland Times in Lerwick. After five years he winged his way back South, eventually landing at the County Times via an unplanned detour into the world of commercial aviation with British Airways! Phil is a dedicated follower of news and current affairs.