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  • The haunted.

    The haunted.

    16th August 2010 | 0 comments | 3 people like this

    It’s official, there’s been a ghost in my house.

    It happened last weekend, as my man and I were emptying our closets of clothes to donate to charity. I was feeling quietly chuffed about my philanthropy, even donating some designer labels without a thought of what I might make on eBay.

    But, just like that, She was there. As my fiancé handed me a frightful, bright orange ‘puffa’ jacket I spotted it....

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  • Is anybody out there?

    Is anybody out there?

    28th July 2010 | 4 comments | 0 votes yet, click here to agree or disagree

    I’ve been housebound for the last week and I’m starting to feel a little strange.

    You see, I’ve been sick and I think I’m losing touch with reality.

    I haven’t really been outside, so my beauty routine has taken a back seat. And, considering how obsessed I am with hair and makeup, it’s clear that I’m on a downward spiral.

    Father, I have a confession – I haven’t brushed my hair for three...

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  • Just being Miley?

    Just being Miley?

    9th July 2010 | 2 comments | 1 person likes this

    Everyone’s picking on Miley Cyrus, and I’m starting to wonder if it’s a little unfair.

    In case you haven’t got the SMS, Miley’s left behind the childish innocence of Hannah Montana and is sporting a new – and yes, arguably raunchy – image.

    Her antics and style choices of late have outraged a whole lot of people. The steady boyfriend, a look I like to call ‘Rock-Raunch Luxe’ and penchant for lap...

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  • The bag lady

    The bag lady

    1st July 2010 | 1 comments | 1 person likes this

    Some girls love their shoes, but it's handbags that have my heart.

    I can't even describe the visceral reaction that I have when I spy a vintage Chanel 2.55. Black with gold hardware please. Gimme.

    My love affair with bags started early. There are pictures of me, aged around 4, dragging around a tiny drawstring purse with little beads. I was a poor man's Suri Cruise.

    When I was five and I decided...

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  • If I could turn back time

    If I could turn back time

    23rd June 2010 | 0 comments | 0 votes yet, click here to agree or disagree

    I’m 27 years old. And I feel like a has-been.

    That’s right – I’m not yet thirty and I’m finding myself look at teenagers and girls in their early twenties and envying their youth.

    Up until a couple of years ago, I couldn’t get into a bar without about 7 forms of ID. I got used to jamming my clutch with different forms of identification, just to get my vodka lime and...

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  • Porn for chicks

    Porn for chicks

    11th June 2010 | 3 comments | 3 people like this

    Lately I’ve been up all hours of the night, sneaking looks at my laptop. I look while I’m at work, in the car, even while I’m waiting in line at the grocery store. My man knows that I do it, but lately it’s been happening so often that he’s starting to feel unloved. I’ve even started paying for it.

    Yep, it’s official, I am addicted to online shopping. It’s porn for...

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  • A bit on the side

    A bit on the side

    3rd June 2010 | 1 comments | 1 person likes this

    They say a leopard can’t change their spots. I can’t say whether this is true or not, I don’t care for leopards. But I do know a thing or two about cheaters (not Cheetahs, reeeeeow!).

    If you’ve never cheated on a partner, I applaud you. I, much to my own disgust, can’t make this claim myself. Yep, I’ve cheated on boyfriends before. Several times, actually.

    Now, before you cast your eyes away...

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  • The taming of ‘The Drew’

    The taming of ‘The Drew’

    27th May 2010 | 2 comments | 1 person likes this

    This is a story about “The Drew”.

    Drew is a guy that I went on a particularly weird date with about 3 years ago, one that now provides me with endless hours of entertainment and blogging material.

    I knew Drew through people at uni. He was good looking, came from a wealthy family and was studying to be a lawyer. Oh yeah, he was ‘good on paper guy’. In real life? Not...

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  • Bleached as

    Bleached as

    20th May 2010 | 3 comments | 1 person likes this

    I am renowned for changing my hair colour. Blonde one day, brunette the next, just some bleach or an all over colour and I am on my way, baby.

    I had a year where I went back and forth between blonde and brunette every couple of months. Needless to say, my hair suffered as a result. I ended up having to get a chin length bob to cut out all the...

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  • The bachelor

    The bachelor

    12th May 2010 | 4 comments | 2 people like this

    When I was 22, I had a very indecent proposal. Out at a club with my girlfriends, I noticed a portly dude giving me the eye. I tried to ignore him – not my type, but he wouldn’t look away. The minute I went to the bar to get a drink, this guy followed me. What happened next kind of shocked me.

    The guy, slurring his words, told me that he...

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